When Reality Looks Too Ugly, Fantasize.

Any Attempts At Autobiography Before The Age Of Eighty Seem Pretty Self-involved To Me. There Are A Lot Of Smart Middle Aged People But Not Many Wise Ones.

Pack Your Bags, We're Going On A Guilt Trip!

If I Couldn't Laugh, I Just Would Go Insane. If We Couldn't Laugh, We Just Would Go Insane. If We Weren't All Crazy, We Would Go Insane.

Therapy Is Extremely Expensive. Popping Bubble Wrap Is Radically Cheap.

I Still Consider It A Summer Job, Though. So, I Try To Maintain That Summer Job As Long As I Can. But It's Exciting To Be Able To Have The Opportunity To Do Things I Always Dreamed Of As A Kid.