When Reality Looks Too Ugly, Fantasize.

Pack Your Bags, We're Going On A Guilt Trip!

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.

Under The Heavens And Under The Sea There's A Friend I Don't Know, Who Holds The Right Key.

If We Weren't All Crazy, We'd Just Go Insane.

Later Down The Road Of Life, I Made The Discovery That Salt Water Was Also Good For The Mental Abrasions One Inevitably Acquires On Land.