Therapy Is Extremely Expensive. Popping Bubble Wrap

It's Those Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes Nothing Remains Quite The Same. With All Of Our Running And All Of Our Cunning, If We Couldn't Laugh, We Would All Go Insane.

I'm Growing Older, But Not Up.

I Always Said That I Wouldn't Use A Teleprompter, And If I Start To Sing Real Flat, I'll Hang It Up.

I Remember The Excruciating School Task Of Writing A Three-page Term Paper. But, Oh, That Feeling When I Was Done! I Think I Drive Myself For That Feeling Of Accomplishment.

My Occupational Hazard Is My Occupation's Just Not Around.