The Way To A Man's Heart Is

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.

One Of The Guys That Used To Run It - For Some Reason I've No Idea Why He Used To Call Me The Sea Monster And I Was Just Looking Around For A Name And Thought That'll Do. That Lasted For A Couple Of Years Probably.

My Father Was An Engineer And My Mother Was A Social Worker, And They Met As Young Socialists. That Probably Tells You Everything You Need To Know About My Attitude To Money - I've Never Really Been Bothered About It.

There Are Problems With Nursing - Such As The Issue Of Nurses All Having To Do Degrees These Days. But That Doesn’t Mean To Say The Entire Infrastructure Of Nursing Is Falling About And That It Is Populated By Unfeeling Psychopaths, Which Is, Frankly, The Implication Sometimes.

I Must Be An Anorexic Because An Anorexic Looks In The Mirror And Sees A Fat Person.