Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin

There Are Two Types Of People In This World: One Who Opens A Packet Of Biscuits, Has One And Puts The Rest Back In The Cupboard, And One Who Eats The Whole Packet In One Go.

I Like Reading, I Like Boring Things, And Yet I Think People For Ages Had This Image Of Me That I Was On The Tube With A Chainsaw Looking For Any Likely Candidate.

When You Have Children Your House Smells Very Unpleasant All The Time.

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Hanky Pocket With A Breadknife.

Whatever Situation You Are In, That Is What Is Normal For You.