Even When I Wasn't Overweight I Was

School Was Great. There Were No Boys There, Which Didn't Really Bother Me At The Time Because I Had Two Brothers, So I Was Quite Pleased Not To Spend Any More Time With Boys.

In The End, Punk Inevitably Burned Itself Out And Acted As A Bridge Across Which The New Romantics Could Sashay In Their Chiffon And Glossy Hair.

One Thing Christians Do Have In Common Is That They Can't Help Coming Across As Smug.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

There Are So Many Cliches Associated With Mental Health - Such As The 'fine Line Between Lunacy And Genius' - Which Are, On The Whole, A Load Of Rubbish.