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Once Again Decent Citizens Will Be Able To Enter This House Of Worship, Kneel Down In Front Of A Nearly-naked Man Hanging From A Wooden Apparatus By A Series Of Gruesome Body Piercings, And Engage In Their Bizarre Practices Of Ritualized Blood-drinking And Cannibalism Without Being Assaulted By Graphic Images Of Attractive Young Women With Bare Breasts.

I Don't Know Whether You Have Any Rights Before You're Born. All I Know Is That Being Born Again Doesn't Entitle You To Twice As Many.

I Don't Know If The Unborn Has Rights, But I Do Know That Being Born Again Doesn't Give You More Rights.

The Bible Says, 'the Truth Shall Make You Free.' But Let's Not Forget It Was Spiro Agnew Who Said That A Good Lie Will Keep You Out Of Jail In The First Place.

I Never Joined, But I Used To Go To Church Now And Then. I Liked It, Because They Always Passed Out Plates Of Money At The End.