Enjoy Every Minute. There's Plenty Of Time

You Know, You Look At The Chaos In The Conservative Camp Right Now, It's Only Too Tempting To Blame It All On Pot. But In Fact, The Reagan Revolution Owes A Lot To Reefer. For One Thing, It's Made The Symptoms Of Senility Socially Acceptable.

I Am Not A Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants.

The Very Fact That The Jaguar Can Become Extinct While The Pekingese Survives Indicates To Me That Someone Hasn't Thought This Thing Through.

Enjoy Every Minute. There's Plenty Of Time To Be Dead.

Saint George Killed The Last Dragon, And He Was Called A Hero For It. I've Never Seen A Dragon, And I Wish He Would Have Left At Least One. Saint Patrick Made A Name For Himself By Running The Snakes Out Of Ireland, Leaving The Place Vulnerable To Rodent Infestation. This Business Of Making Saints Out Of Men Who Exterminate Their Fellow Creatures Has Got To Stop. All I'm Saying Is, It's Starting To Get A Little Lonely Up Here At The Top Of The Food Chain.