Plant Trees. They Give Us Two Of

The Baptists Believe In The Right To Life Before You're Born. They Also Believe In Life After Death, But That Is A Privilege And You Have To Earn It By Spending The Interim In Guilt-ridden Misery. At An Early Age I Decided That Living A Life Of Pious Misery In The Hope Of Going To Heaven When It's Over Is A Lot Like Keeping Your Eyes Shut All Through A Movie In The Hope Of Getting Your Money Back At The End.

Plant Trees. They Give Us Two Of The Most Crucial Elements For Our Survival: Oxygen And Books.

There Are A Billion People In China. It's Not Easy To Be An Individual In A Crowd Of More Than A Billion People. Think Of It. More Than A Billion People. That Means Even If You're A One-in-a-million Type Of Guy, There Are Still A Thousand Guys Exactly Like You.

I Think It's Time To Stop Carping On The Blunders Of The President And Give Him Some Credit For Creativity. I Mean, Where Do You Even Find A Jewish Hard-line Conservative Republican Pot-smoker? Sounds Like An Oprah Winfrey Guest.

There's A Lot We Should Be Able To Learn From History. And Yet History Proves That We Never Do. In Fact, The Main Lesson Of History Is That We Never Learn The Lessons Of History. This Makes Us Look So Stupid That Few People Care To Read It. They'd Rather Not Be Reminded. Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.