The Us Is Safest When Congress Is

When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles From Home, You've Got To Have Been Looking For It.

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.

We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment, But We Sure Give 'em Plenty Of Publicity.

Politics Is Not Worrying This Country One-tenth As Much As Where To Find A Parking Space.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.