The Us Is Safest When Congress Is

The Self Persists Like A Dying Star, In Sleep, Afraid.

Politics Has Become So Expensive That It Takes A Lot Of Money Even To Be Defeated.

Nothing You Can't Spell Will Ever Work.

The Government Says They Have Loaned Over One Billion Dollars To The Farmers. In Other Words, We Can't Help You Make Any Money, But We Will Show You Where You Can Owe Some More.

All I Know Is Just What I Read In The Congressional Record. They Have Had Some Awful Funny Articles In There Lately. As Our Government Deteriorates, Our Humor Increases.