The Us Is Safest When Congress Is

We Have Killed More People Celebrating Our Independence Day Than We Lost Fighting For It.

The South Is Dry And Will Vote Dry. That Is, Everybody That Is Sober Enough To Stagger To The Polls Will.

There Is Not A Better Day In The World To Be Spent Than With A Lot Of Wise Old Cowmen Around Barbecued Beef, Black Coffee And Good "free Holy" Beans.

Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose, You Are Ahead.

It's The Fellow Who Knows When To Quit That The Audience Wants More Of.