We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment,

I Like To Hear A Man Talk About Himself Because Then I Never Hear Anything, But Good.

Politics Is Not Worrying This Country One-tenth As Much As Where To Find A Parking Space.

I'm Not A Member Of An Organized Party. I'm A Democrat.

You Shake A Slogan At An American And It's Just Like Showing A Hungry Dog A Bone.

I Don't Know How A Lot Of These Nations Existed As Long As They Have Till We Could Get Some Of Our People Around And Show 'em How To Be Good And Pure Like Us.