When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.

It's The Fellow Who Knows When To Quit That The Audience Wants More Of.

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.

Senators Are A Never-ending Source Of Amusement, Amazement, And Discouragement.

There Is A Tremendous Movement On To Get Lower Taxes On Earned Incomes. Then Will Come The Real Problem, 'who Among Us On Salary Are Earning Our Income?'