When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles

The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist Or He Wouldn't Still Be A Farmer.

The Republicans Have Their Splits Right After Election And Democrats Have Theirs Just Before An Election.

If I Studied All My Life, I Couldn't Think Up Half The Number Of Funny Things Passed In One Session Of Congress.

There Isn't Any Finer Folks Living Than A Republican That Votes The Democratic Ticket.

In Europe Public Men Do Resign. But Here It's A Lost Art. You Have To Impeach 'em.