The Short Memories Of The American Voters

Old Hollywood Is Just Like A Desert Water In Africa. Hang Around Long Enough And Every Kind Of Animal In The World Will Drift In For Refreshments.

There's No Way In The World You're Going To Make A Political Party Respectable Unless You Keep It Out Of Office.

It Looks To Me Like Any Man That Wants To Be President In Times Like These Lacks Something.

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.