Even If I Screw Up In My

I'm A Single Guy Now And Can Do What I Like. As My Agent Said, So Long As It's Not A Live Man Or A Dead Woman, I'll Be Fine. And That, Hand On Heart, Is Unlikely To Happen.

The Fundamentalists Are Insistent That They Know Best. It's A Dictatorial Attitude Towards Personal Morality, Which Is A Modern Creation That Came About In The 19th Century.

But With Comedy It's A Simple Premise. If It's Funny, People Laugh. If It's Not, They Don't.

Actually The Best Thing I Did Was To Get Thrown Out By My Wife. She's Living With A Fitness Instructor. He Drinks That Yellow Stuff In Tins. He's An Idiot.

The Trick Is Always To Write In Pairs Because If At Least Two People Find It Funny, You've Immediately Halved The Odds Of It Not Being Funny.