When I Was A Student I Was

It Is Not True That Sex Degrades Women... If It Is Any Good.

A Lot Of People Can Be Very Scared About Making Themselves Vulnerable And Appearing Uncool. I Don't Really Give A Damn; As Long As It's Funny, I'll Do It [make Fun Of Myself].

I Used To Do Stuff At College. I Could Do Voices. I Could Make Some People Laugh. I Wasn't The Class Clown, But I Knew I Had This Skill.

To Me, Most Theatre Looks Ridiculous. I Find It Very Difficult To Do. Personally, If I Ever Try To Do Serious Stuff, I Always End Up Looking Like An Asshole, So I Might As Well Try And Do Comedy, Because I'm Good At That.

I'm Gonna Hump Ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would Hump Ya.