I Have Never Wanted To Be Famous,

I Don't Like New Bands. I Don't Want To Be One Of Those Pathetic Old Men In Their Forties Who Knows Exactly What 18-year-olds Are Into.

There's Never Any Graffiti In The Hotel. Although In The Gents A Couple Of Weeks Ago I Did See Someone Had Drawn A Lady's Part. Quite Detailed. The Guy Obviously Had Talent.

I'm Gonna Hump Ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would Hump Ya.

I'm A Single Guy Now And Can Do What I Like. As My Agent Said, So Long As It's Not A Live Man Or A Dead Woman, I'll Be Fine. And That, Hand On Heart, Is Unlikely To Happen.

There Were Days When We Used To Say, What Was In Today's Paper Is Tomorrow's Fish-and-chip Paper.when I Became Successful, I Enjoyed Myself A Little.