I Have Never Wanted To Be Famous,

Look At All Those American Preachers Who Got Caught With Their Pants Down. They Say One Thing And They Are Doing Another. I Try To Be More Honest About It, Both In My Thinking And My Behavior.

Guide Dogs For The Blind. It's Cruel Really, Isn't It? Getting A Dog To Lead A Man Round All Day. Not Fair On Either Of Them.

If You Do Something Very Successful, You Will Then Be Defined By It.

The Best Feeling In The World Is Performing In Front Of A Live Audience Who Like What You're Doing. I Can Understand Why People Become Dictators Just Because Of The Thrill They Get Making The Speeches.

I Like The British Public. There Is Something In This Country Called Tall Poppy Syndrome. You're Good But You're Not That Good, Pal, Ok? The Natural State Of Our Nation Is Slightly Miserable, And Probably The Healthier For It. In America You Don't Get A Key Down The Side Of Your Bentley.