The Truth Is, I've Denied It For

People Say, Like, "i Love When You Smile Because Part Of Your Mouth Goes Up," Then I Never Organically Smile Again.

When You’re A Bed Wetter There’s Only One Group Of People You Can Feel Better Than, Bed Shitters, And Unfortunately They’re Hard To Come By.

I Buy Water At The Liquor Store Across The Street From Where I Live. So I'm Walking Into The Door, And Standing, Loitering, Outside The Door Is A Man. And I Walk By Him To Go In, And He Says, "i Want Pussy!" Now, I Don't Want To Seem Conceited Or Anything, But He Was Talking About Me!

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

The Worst Thing That Can Happen For People Who Don't Want Women To Be Strong Is That We Help Each Other And Become A Force.