The True Test Of Humility Is Whether

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

Summit Meetings Tend To Be Like Panda Matings. The Expectations Are Always High, And The Results Usually Disappointing.

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.

An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All The Answers To Last Years' Questions.