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There's No Way In The World You're Going To Make A Political Party Respectable Unless You Keep It Out Of Office.

Why One Ad Is Worth More To A Paper Than 40 Editorials.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.

Believe In Something For Another World, But Don't Be Too Set On What It Is, And Then You Won't Start Out That Life With A Disappontment. Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose You Are Ahead.