The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That

American Invents Everything, But The Trouble Is We Get Tired Of It The Minute The New Is Wore Off.

If We Have Senators And Congressmen There That Can't Protect Themselves Against The Evil Temptations Of Lobbyists, We Don't Need To Change Our Lobbies, We Need To Change Our Representatives.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

I Remember When Being Liberal Meant Being Generous With Your Own Money.

Conferences Are Just Like The Poor And The Democrats, They Will Always Be With Us.