The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That

Hurray! Congress Is To Adjourn! Only Four More Days Of Congressional Burglary On The Treasury!

If America Ever Passes Out As A Great Nation, We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone: America Died From A Delusion She Had Moral Leadership.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

They Are Voting Whether To Keep A Governor Two Years Or Four. I Think A Good, Honest Governor Should Get Four Years, And The Others Life.

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.