The Country Has Gone Sane And Got

A Country Can Get More Real Joy Out Of Just Hollering For Their Freedom Than They Can If They Get It.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.

... While The Republicans Are Smart Enough To Make Money, The Democrats Are Smart Enough To Get In Office Every Two Or Three Times A Century And Take It Away From 'em.