The Country Has Gone Sane And Got

A Stranger Is Just A Friend I Haven't Met Yet.

There Isn't Any Finer Folks Living Than A Republican That Votes The Democratic Ticket.

Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived Profession On Earth.

We Had A Great Lunch. Senator Capper Paid For It. The Republican Pays, As Usual. And Everything That The Democrats Are Doin' Now, The Republicans Pay For It. Everybody Asks Me, "will, How Long Is This Going To Go On, Spending All This Money And Everything Going Like This?" I Says, "well, It Will Go On Just As Long As The Republicans Has Got Any Money. That's All I Know About It."

An Onion Can Make People Cry But There's Never Been A Vegetable That Can Make People Laugh.