Money And Women Are The Most Sought

If We Could Just Go Back The Last Two Or Three Years And Do Our Buying A Little More Carefully, Why... We Would Be O.k.

No Man Is Great If He Thinks He Is.

When I Die, My Epitaph Or Whatever You Call Those Signs On Gravestones Is Going To Read: "i Joked About Every Prominent Man Of My Time, But I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like."

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One