The Trouble With Most Coaches Is That

Rogers Sees Daylight. Campbell Makes Daylight.

Mama Always Said That If It Can't Rain On You, You're Indoors.

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too. (when Asked If He Noticed How Slowly Earl Campbell Got Up After Each Play.)

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

When It's First And A Mile, I Won't Give It To Him.