Coaching Is Not How Much You Know.

I Always Thought I Could Coach. I Just Thought People Were Poor Judges Of Good Coaches.

I'd Rather Have Preparation Than Motivation. Everyone Likes To Play, But No One Likes To Practice.

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too. (when Asked If He Noticed How Slowly Earl Campbell Got Up After Each Play.)

Nothing. And, I Don't Start Before Noon.