Coaching Is Not How Much You Know.

I'd Rather Have Preparation Than Motivation. Everyone Likes To Play, But No One Likes To Practice.

He May Not Be In A Class All By Himself, But It Don't Take Long To Call The Roll.

I Don't Mind People Thinking I'm Stupid, But I Don't Want To Give Them Any Proof.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

I Thought I Did Until I Looked At Some Old Game Films. (when Asked If He Played College Football)