I Know Why We Lost The Civil

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

I Done Drew The Line. Just Like The Alamo. You're Either On One Side Of The Line Or The Other. I Don't Want To Ever Leave Texas Again.

Yeah, That Test Says He's Dumb As A Fence Post, But When He Hits He Looks Like Einstein To Me.

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

You Don't Know A Ladder Has Splinters Until You Slide Down It.