I Know Why We Lost The Civil

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

You Don't Know A Ladder Has Splinters Until You Slide Down It.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.

How Do You Win? By Getting Average Players To Play Good And Good Players To Play Great. That's How You Win.