He May Not Be In A Class

I Don't Mind People Thinking I'm Stupid, But I Don't Want To Give Them Any Proof.

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too. (when Asked If He Noticed How Slowly Earl Campbell Got Up After Each Play.)

The Trouble With Most Coaches Is That They Start With The Assumption That Everybody Is A Turd. And That Ain't Right.

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

If I Drop Dead Tomorrow, At Least I’ll Know I Died In Good Health.