He May Not Be In A Class

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

I Never Scrimmage Oilers Against Oilers...what For? Houston Isn't On Our Schedule.

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too.

I Don't Need The News. If They Have A War, I Figure Someone Will Tell Me.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.