He May Not Be In A Class

The Road To The Super Bowl Runs Through Pittsburgh, Sooner Or Later You've Got To Go To Pittsburgh.

Respect All. Fear None.

Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus? Burned His Lips On The Exhaust Pipe. He Can Take His'n And Beat Your'n, Then He Can Take Your'n And Beat His'n.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

Mama Always Said That If It Can't Rain On You, You're Indoors.