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The Thing That Makes You Know That Vernon Ward Is A Good Painter Is If You Look At His Ducks, You Can See The Eyes Follow You Around The Room.

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The Thing That Makes You Know That Vernon Ward Is A Good Painter Is If You Look At His Ducks, You Can See The Eyes Follow You Around The Room.

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