Everything I've Ever Told You, Including This,

You Realize That Suicide's A Criminal Offense. In Less Enlightened Times They'd Have Hung You For It.

I Am Blind -- But I Am Able To Read Thanks To A Wonderful New System Known As 'broil' . . . I'm Sorry, I'll Just Feel That Again.

One Of The Ways To Avoid Being Beaten By The System Is To Laugh At It.

I Could Have Been A Judge, But I Never Had The Latin For The Judgin'. I Never Had It, So I'd Had It, As Far As Being A Judge Was Concerned... I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.

I Didn't Know Dirty Words Could Be Done That Artfully.