The Thin Man Was A Good Break,

Well, You Know What They Say In Hollywood - The Most Important Thing Is Being Sincere, Even If You Have To Fake It.

I Thought It Was Very Humanitarian Of Sean Penn And Madonna To Marry Each Other. That Way, They Make Only Two People Miserable Instead Of Four.

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.

They Say The Camera Never Lies. It Lies Every Day.

I Had To Keep From Laughing When A Male Relative Of Mine Became Concerned About How Often I Danced.