They Say The Camera Never Lies. It

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

I Should Only Have Been As Lucky As Valentino, In The Movies - I Didnt Have To Be A Gigolo. In Real Life.

I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To Tell Me To Slow Down - At Least He Did Until He Dropped Dead.

But By The Time I Was 40, Everything Was Winding Down. It Started After The War. On The Plus Side, There Was More More Products And Technology. But For Me The Nightlife Was Winding Down, The Glamour, The Fun.

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!