I Had To Keep From Laughing When

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

We Latins Make Splendid Lovers And Splendid Older Men.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.

Bugsy Siegel. The Mobster With The Beautiful Blue Eyes.

All Kinds Of Celebrities, Political Ones As Well, Are Increasingly Being Targeted. In This Country, With All The Countless Guns.