The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

A Bureaucrat Is An Official Who Is Clothed With Power And Whom It Doesn't Fit.