Sometimes The Unexpected Happens When You Don't

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

Hope Is Tomorrow's Veneer Over Today's Disappointment.