The Surest Sign That You Haven't Any

There Are Two Kinds Of Egotists: Those Who Admit It, And The Rest Of Us

Many Live By Their Wits But Few By Their Wit.

Home Is Where The College Student Home For The Holidays Isn't.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.