If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie,

Prejudice Is One Of The World's Greatest Labor-saving Devices; It Enables You To Form An Opinion Without Having To Dig Up The Facts.

Few Of Us Ever Test Our Powers Of Deduction, Except When Filling Out An Income Tax Form

The Machinery Of Government Is A Vast Series Of Interlocking Hierarchies Riddled Through And Through With Incompetence.

Ignorance Is The Mother Of Research.

We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.