If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie,

No Committee Could Ever Come Up With Anything As Revolutionary As A Camel - Anything As Practical And As Perfectly Designed To Perform Effectively Under Such Difficult Conditions.

The Devil Could Change. He Was Once An Angel And May Be Evolving Still.

The Modern Child Will Answer You Back Before You've Said Anything.

Bureaucracy Defends The Status Quo Long Past The Time When The Quo Has Lost Its Status.

Middle Age Is When The Best Exercise Is One Of Discretion.