If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie,

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.

All Science Is Concerned With The Relationship Of Cause And Effect. Each Scientific Discovery Increases Man's Ability To Predict The Consequences Of His Actions And Thus His Ability To Control Future Events.

Home Is Where The College Student Home For The Holidays Isn't.

Everyone Rises To Their Level Of Incompetence.