A Bore Is A Person Who Lights

An Optimist Is One Who Makes The Best Of It When He Gets The Worst Of It.

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

Every Man Serves A Useful Purpose: A Miser, For Example, Makes A Wonderful Ancestor.

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

Computers Can Solve All Kinds Of Problems Except The Unemployment Problem They Create.