The Sicker You Get, The Harder It

Broadway Isn't A Very Big Career Move. There's No Money In It And It Doesn't Mean Anything To Your Career. It's Just A Nice Little Jewel In The Crown.

In My Fifth-grade Yearbook - It's Right Up There On The Top Shell - The Last Page Says, "what About Your Future?" And Under My Name, It Says, "when I Grow Up, I Would Like To Be Either An Actor, A Radio Announcer, An Impersonator Or A Comedian."

I'm Offering A Special Prize For The First Buick On The Moon.

All Messages From Satan Are Played Forward And Are In Standard American English.

Dogs Lead A Nice Life. You Never See A Dog With A Wristwatch.