One Can Never Know For Sure What

I Couldn't Commit Suicide If My Life Depended On It.

Why Do They Bother Saying "raw Sewage"? Do Some People Actually Cook That Stuff?

I Used To Be Irish Catholic. Now I'm An American - You Know, You Grow.

Regarding Jam Sessions: Jazz Musicians Are The Only Workers I Can Think Of Who Are Willing To Put In A Full Shift For Pay And Then Go Somewhere Else And Continue To Work For Free.

Running Isn't A Sport Because Anyone Can Do It. Anything We Can All Do Can't Be A Sport. I Can Run, You Can Run. My Mother Can Run, You Don't See Her On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated Do You?