One Can Never Know For Sure What

The Caterpillar Does All The Work, But The Butterfly Gets All The Publicity.

A Pear Is A Failed Apple.

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?

I Noticed That All The Prayers I Used To Offer To God, And All The Prayers I Now Offer To Joe Pesci, Are Being Answered At About The Same 50% Rate. Half The Time I Get What I Want, Half The Time I Don't... Same As The Four-leaf Clover And The Horseshoe...same As The Voodoo Lady Who Tells You Your Fortune By Squeezing The Goat's Testicles, It's All The Same: 50-50. So Just Pick Your Superstition, Sit Back, Make A Wish, And Enjoy Yourself.

The Word Bipartisan Usually Means Some Larger-than-usual Deception Is Being Carried Out.