The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.