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If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.
-George Burns
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If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe,
George Burns
If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.
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