If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe,

Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring, Close-knit Family In Another City.

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

Everyday Happiness Means Getting Up In The Morning, And You Can't Wait To Finish Your Breakfast. You Can't Wait To Do Your Exercises. You Can't Wait To Put On Your Clothes. You Can't Wait To Get Out. And You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.