Should I Be The One To Play

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

I'd Say That About 82 Percent Of What I Write Is Bad, But Don't Go By Me; I'm As Bad A Judge As I Am A Writer. Look, If It Were All Good, You'd Be Paying Twice As Much For This Book.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

What Actresses Do Today When They Appear On The Screen Is What They Did Once Upon A Time For Getting To Appear On The Screen.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.