Should I Be The One To Play

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old. When I Was 65, I Had Cupid's Eczema. I Don't Believe In Dying. It's Been Done. I'm Working On A New Exit. Besides, I Can't Die Now - I'm Booked.