Should I Be The One To Play

When We Played The Back End Of A Horse We Always Knew That If We Worked Hard And Did A Good Job We Could Become The Front End.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.