I Go Too Fast To See Much,

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.

No Man Can Be Condemned For Owning A Dog. As Long As He Has A Dog, He Has A Friend; And The Poorer He Gets, The Better Friend He Has.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.

When Everybody Has Got Money They Cut Taxes, And When They're Broke They Raise Them. That's Statesmanship Of The Highest Order.

Politicians Are Just A Bunch Of Local Bandits, Sent By Their Local Voters To Raid The Public Treasury.