I Go Too Fast To See Much,

... While The Republicans Are Smart Enough To Make Money, The Democrats Are Smart Enough To Get In Office Every Two Or Three Times A Century And Take It Away From 'em.

The Only Time People Dislike Gossip Is When You Gossip About Them.

Noah Must Have Taken Into The Ark Two Taxes, One Male And One Female. And Did They Multiply Bountifully! Next To Guinea Pigs, Taxes Must Have Been The Most Prolific Animals

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

Golf Is Good For The Soul. You Get So Mad At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.