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You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.

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A Consultant Is A Guy Who Knows 125 Different Ways To Make Love, But Who Doesn't Know Any Women.

Believe Me When I Say That Bill Clinton's Second Term Will Be Good For Business. My Business.

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.