I Can't Think Of A Performer Who

Being An Olympian Is The Ultimate Test Of One's Sporting Ability.

Believe Me When I Say That Bill Clinton's Second Term Will Be Good For Business. My Business.

The Thing That You're Faulted On Today Is Not That You Are Too Tough, Or Not That You Aren't Careful. It's That You Might Have Been Too Soft. People Want That Red Meat Now Because You Have To Keep Up With The Mood And The Mood Today Is Harsh. It Really Is.

People Are Not In A Good Mood When Any Politician's Face Appears On Television.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.