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It's A Game Everybody Plays. If You See A Man With A Beard And Holler "beaver!" It's Five Points. And If You See A Man With A Moustache, It's Onli Three Points.

I Think There's So Much Good In The Worst Of Us, And So Many Of The Worst Of Us Get The Best Of Us, That The Rest Of Us Aren't Even Worth Talking About.

This Country Needs Room To Grow And Expand. In All My Own Newspapers I Read Frightful Tales Of The Shameful Atrocities Being Perpetrated On Our Democratic Minorities In Maine And Vermont. My Patience Is Almost At An End, And If Provoked Much Further I Will Place Both Countries Under American Protection, Even If I Have To Send In My Tourists To Start Trouble So I'll Have To Send In A Force To Restore Order.

I Don't See What Difference It Makes What Side It's [your Bread] Buttered On. I Always Eat Both Sides.

Brains, Integrity, And Force May Be All Very Well, But What You Need Today Is Charm. Go Ahead And Work On Your Economic Programs If You Want To, I'll Develop My Radio Personality.