The President Of Today Is Just The

This Country Needs Room To Grow And Expand. In All My Own Newspapers I Read Frightful Tales Of The Shameful Atrocities Being Perpetrated On Our Democratic Minorities In Maine And Vermont. My Patience Is Almost At An End, And If Provoked Much Further I Will Place Both Countries Under American Protection, Even If I Have To Send In My Tourists To Start Trouble So I'll Have To Send In A Force To Restore Order.

The Senate Is The Only Show In The World Where The Cash Customers Have To Sit In The Balcony.

You Kissed Me Like That When I Was A Blushing Bride ...? I Wonder What I Was Blushing About?

I Don't See What Difference It Makes What Side It's [your Bread] Buttered On. I Always Eat Both Sides.

They Laughed At Joan Of Arc, But She Went Right Ahead And Built It.