It's Foolish To Bet On A Horse

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To Separate Two Eggs, But It Doesn't Say How Far To Separate Them.

You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In It.

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

Today Millions Of People Are Living Who Will Never Do It Again. Millions Are Being Born For The First Time - And Millions Are Doing Nothing Because It's The Best Offer They've Had This Week. It Is For These People And Many Others That The Surprise Party Is Conceived And Desecrated, Founded Upon The Principle That Everybody Is Just As Good As Anybody Else, Even Though They Aren't Quite So Smart.

Classic Recipe For Roast Beef: 1 Large Roast Of Beef 1 Small Roast Of Beef Take The Two Roasts And Put Them In The Oven. When The Little One Burns, The Big One Is Done.