The Player Who Expects A Lesson To

I Am Tired Of All These Golfers Who Are Happy With Second Place. The Only One Who Will Like You If You Come In Second Place Is Your Wife And Your Dog. And That Is Only If You Have A Good Wife And A Good Dog.

The Closer You Can Live To Being A Vegetarian The Better.

I Always Said That If They Have A Golf Course Like This In Heaven, I Want To Be The Head Pro.

You Can Always Speak With Great Authority On How Well You Played Today, But Never On How You'll Play Tomorrow.

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer.