When You Play The Game For Fun,

If You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.

It's A Marriage. If I Had To Choose Between My Wife And My Putter, Well, I'd Miss Her.

I Am Tired Of All These Golfers Who Are Happy With Second Place. The Only One Who Will Like You If You Come In Second Place Is Your Wife And Your Dog. And That Is Only If You Have A Good Wife And A Good Dog.

The Closer You Can Live To Being A Vegetarian The Better.

The Pressure Gets Worse The Older You Get. The Hole Starts To Look The Size Of A Bayer Aspirin.