The Picture's Over. Now I Have To

This Weapon [an Ax] Is Primitive But Effective. And It's Also Guaranteed To Be Fifty-percent Painless. You See, It Takes Two People To Operate, And The Person At This End [the Handle] Doesn't Feel A Thing.

A Glimpse Into The World Proves That Horror Is Nothing Other Than Reality.

Give Them Pleasure - The Same Pleasure They Have When They Wake Up From A Nightmare.

Some Of Our Most Exquisite Murders Have Been Domestic, Performed With Tenderness In Simple, Homey Places Like The Kitchen Table.

Puns Are The Highest Form Of Literature.