Puns Are The Highest Form Of Literature.

I Would Almost Say That The Best Screen Actor Is The Man Who Can Do Nothing Extremely Well.

Television Is Like The American Toaster, You Push The Button And The Same Thing Pops Up Everytime.

Our Primary Function Is To Create An Emotion And Our Secondary Function Is To Sustain That Emotions.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

I Like Stories With Lots Of Psychology.