I'm Sure Anyone Who Likes A Good

A Woman, I Always Say, Should Be Like A Good Suspense Movie: The More Left To The Imagination, The More Excitement There Is. This Should Be Her Aim - To Create Suspense, To Let A Man Discover Things About Her Without Her Having To Tell Him.

There Is Nothing So Good As A Burial At Sea. It Is Simple, Tidy, And Not Very Incriminating.

Blondes Make The Best Victims. They're Like Virgin Snow That Shows Up The Bloody Footprints.

Television Is Like The American Toaster, You Push The Button And The Same Thing Pops Up Everytime.

I Was An Uncommonly Unattractive Young Man.