A Movie Should Be As Long As

I Always Try To Look At Things As Though I Were Remembering Them Three Years Later.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

Drama Is Real Life With All The Boring Parts Cut Out.

I’ve Never Been Very Keen On Women Who Hang Their Sex Round Their Neck Like Baubles. I Think It Should Be Discovered. It’s More Interesting To Discover The Sex In A Woman Than It Is To Have It Thrown At You, Like A Marilyn Monroe Or Those Types. To Me They Are Rather Vulgar And Obvious.

Always Make The Audience Suffer As Much As Possible.