The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.

I'm Sure A Psychologist Would See Something Highly Significant In How Absent-minded I Am. I Mean I'd Forget My Head If It Wasn't Attached To My Neck By Muscles, Ligaments And My Esophagus.

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

I've Been Going To Granada For Many Years And 12 Years Ago Bought A House A Few Miles Outside The City.

But As In All Cults, What's Central To The Communist Party Is The Belief System And The Elimination Of Nuance. From There You're Very Slowly Led Down The Road To Fanaticism And Mass Murder.